Mourning doves waiting for me to leave so they can come eat; Deb Marshall photo |
This week alone, this is what I’ve cooked:
A small pot of celeriac soup.
A large pot of pumpkin-celeriac soup.
A large pot of chicken broth.
3 lbs of corton. (that’s French-Canadian pate, for those of
you who don’t have F-C relatives)
2 tourtiere (pork pie; ditto)
7 jam and fig tarts, and one hand-sized tourtiere
2 steamed ginger puddings (steamed puddings look like cake
when they’re done, but you do indeed steam them. For hours. In a mold or a
properly-sized basin ((ceramic bowl.)))
Muhamarra, a full food-processor’s worth (middle eastern
dip, made of walnuts, olive oil, roasted red peppers, lots of garlic, harissa,
lemon juice, pomegranate syrup, and a few roasted olives. With za’atar on top.
Mustard-sauced cauliflower.
Cauliflower soup with 5 cheeses. (I used sharp cheddar,
chive cheddar, provolone, swiss, and something called “Wife of Bath,” which I
didn’t like but is more than good in the soup.)
In the last three days, this is what I’ve eaten:
All of the above, plus 2 kinds of fruitcake
Christmas cookies from three different cooks
Fruit-filled sweet breads from two different cooks
A lot of baguette, sourdough bread, and cornichon to carry
the corton and cut the richness
Green bean casserole; scalloped potatoes; roast beef; ham
Mixed nuts
Cold shrimp cocktail
A cheesy dip
Lots of coffee with eggnog and milk
2 different salads; not nearly enough in ratio with the rest
of what I’ve eaten
Chocolate-covered ginger
Chocolate-mint candies
Cheeses – mostly Stiltonish
Passionfruit nectar mixed with carbonated water
1 gin-and-tonic. Thank god I rarely drink alcohol
A selection of digestive herbs and remedies
On Christmas Day, here’s who this introvert spent hours
with:
3 Daves: my bro, my youngest niece’s new honey, his dad
2 Kates: my oldest niece, and Dave honey’s sister
My youngest niece, responsible for two of the children below
6 children, all but one under the age of 7, and only 2, my
grand-nieces, who I know; the others belonged to new honeys and sister of Dave
honey and ex-wife of that Dave
A brother of Dave honey, George
The wife of George, Mika, whose name is the name of my
Mother’s late cat
The ex-wife of Dave honey, and her 3-week-old baby; I don’t
remember their names
Mom
The Husband
My sis-in-law
My ex-nephew in-law, and his new honey, Christine, who I’d
never met before.
Abby, the dog who I know, and another really nice dog whose
name I didn’t catch and don’t know
Here’s how I feel:
Pleased I survived all the strangers, who were all fairly friendly
and surprisingly comfortable and relaxed
Over-fed
Wicked tired
Here’s what I’m doing right now:
Writing this and staring down the to-do list. Daring it to
make me do something.
Planning a post-prandial nap
Wishing I was already asleep…
For the blog, 27
December 2019: herondragonwrites.blogspot.com